It’s not a senior event if no one’s drunk. TSM.

“Apparently, he’s afraid of you.” TSM.

Glitter in your wine is basically goldschlager, right? TSM.

Deleting pictures like it never happened. TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.

Having a costume drawer. TSM.

Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

“Can you not?” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.

Life’s problems are like bottles of wine. It’s best if you finish what’s open before starting something new. TSM.