The Real House Moms of Greek Row. TSM.

Anything you can do, I can pay someone to do better. TSM.

“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

Having a signature Instagram filter. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

I’m in love with the Coco…Chanel. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.