I’d dirty rush Hope Solo. TSM.

“Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.” TSM.

Sarcasm allows me to seem sweet when I’m really not. TSM.

I save up my friend request from GDIs so they don’t continually re-friend me. I’m currently at 43. TSM.

Its okay GDI, I’m sure you fit in somewhere. Just not here. TSM.

I carry hand sanitizer for GDIs like you. TSM.