“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.
“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.
Have you seen me though? TSM.
It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.
Whatever, I’m prettier than her. TSM.
Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.
Saturday night being both the reason you can’t and the reason you must go to church on Sunday. TSM.
“Apparently, he’s afraid of you.” TSM.
Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.
Having a love/hate relationship with the people who were sober enough to remember what you did last night. TSM.