Playing bid or no bid on the first day of classes, even in law school. TSM.

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice. TSM.

Your sorority sisters being the majority of the dates at a fraternity formal, because you’re their favorite. TSM.

I put the “hot” in psychotic. TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

I wish my life was as organized as my planner. TSM.

Being more obsessed with your future littles than the guy that you’re currently sleeping with. TSM.

All I want is a casual hookup, but everyone keeps falling in love with me. TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.