Venmo-ing him for Plan B. TSTC.

I need this mascara to be preference night proof. TSM.

I blocked his number, I blocked him on Twitter and Snapchat, so I guess you could say it’s pretty serious. Seriously over. TSTC.

It’s not a recruitment workshop without Starbucks and a hangover. TSM.

Purposely putting pictures of your current hookup on your snap story, so your former hookup will see. TSM.

Finding your underwear from last night in your purse at brunch. TSM.

Your outfit is a question. Mine is a statement. TSM.