Inviting a boy over just to get his Netflix password. TSM.

“I’m too sober for this” is pretty much my life motto. TSM.

Not knowing if you want Scott Disick to be your dad or your daddy. TSM.

When you haven’t even finished recruitment yet, you have a list of ways to ask someone to formal, and a primed cooler that’s ready to be painted. TSM.

Looking at TSM during chapter. TSM.

Leaving glitter in your hookup’s bed after bid day. TSTC.

“What are you wearing to Bid Day?” “Glitter.” TSM.