Wishing you could Facetune your student ID picture. TSM.

When you have to go to court for your minor in possession at 8:30 and recruitment at 3.TSM.

Getting called into standards for flirting. TSM.

Doing his laundry just to steal his fraternity shirts. TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

Everyone: “Why do you wear makeup to the gym?”
Me: “Recruitment is still 9 days away?” TSM.

Highlighter as bright as my future. TSM.

Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.

Being the go to for anything and everything alcohol related. TSTC.

“I’m pretty enough to get away with it.” TSTC.