I'm obsessed with alcohol, puppies, Lilly Pulitzer, Michael Kors, Diet PEPSI (you heard me, bitch), and Harry Potter. I diet constantly and I continuously hate my life for it. I think I'm fucking hilarious but my mom disagrees. I plan to graduate and get a big girl job someplace I can do web design (aka sit around on a computer and read Cosmo & TSM all day) while I get a Master's in psychology. Then I'll marry rich and die happy among my 50 dogs. Like my columns so I feel popular.
