Petty is just pretty without the ‘r’. TSM.

Keep your sisters close, and standards closer. TSM.

I know it’s only our first date, but what color should we paint the kitchen at our house in the Hamptons? TSM.

If you don’t remember eating it, the calories don’t count. TSM.

Roses < Rosé. TSM.

Being late to a party in your own home. TSTC.

Winter, Spring, Summer, Pledge Season. TSM.

“Three words. Twelve letters. Say it and I’m yours.”
“I brought wine.” TSM.