I only frost my gingerbread men with a bow tie and two buttons. TSM.

Depressed for no reason so I dropped $1000 at the mall. TSM.

Just did a full load of laundry of just coozies. TSM.

Recently told my parents I went on a date with a guy outside the Greek system, now when I talk to dad he asks me how my geed is. TSM.

Using the white boards in the library to teach my grand little our family tree while a gdi waits to use it. TSM.

I’ve got Mom’s looks, Daddy’s money, Grandma’s pearls, and Grandpa’s land. TSM.

Stopping by the Srat Castle to pop a Xanax & change into leggings before hitting the library. TSM.

Broke up with my boyfriend because he got blackballed from my dad’s fraternity. TSM.

I’ve never decorated a Christmas tree in my life. My family hires a decorator for Christmas. TSM.

I lost weight over Thanksgiving break. TSM.