Shopping on the Lilly Pulitzer website while discussing Native American poverty in class. TSM.

Paying $7 shipping on a $4 Lilly Pulitzer koozie. TSM.

I need two Lilly planners for all of my social events. TSM.

The built-in underwear in Nike shorts makes for one less thing to keep up with when shacking. TSM.

Standing outside waiting for my fratdaddy with my Lilly carry on, vacuum cleaner, and a bottle of wine under my arm. Gonna be a great weekend. TSM.

My purse is from Nordstroms. Not Chinatown. TSM.

Instead of assigning study hall hours based off GPA we assigned work out hours based off BMI. TSM.

Thinking about how life will suck when I have to work & can’t wear norts and huge frat t’s. Oh wait, I won’t be working. TSM.

The Tropicana orange juice you drink comes straight from my family’s citrus plantation. TSM.

Never have I ever hooked up with a GDI. TSM.