Doing a quick ab workout in between folding my fratdaddy’s laundry and pulling the cookies out of the oven. TSM.

De-stressing on LillyPulitzer.com. TSM.

DTC: Down to Craft. TSM.

Pre-med…. Pre-law…. What’s the difference. TSM.

Just gave my fratdaddy a pre-LSAT blowjob. TSM.

No GDI, I do not want to buy a Blackout Bama tshirt. I have “blackedout” every football game in my college career properly: by wearing a black dress, not a hideous tshirt, and at the fraternity tailgates, not the stadium parking lot. TSM.

From my parents house to the sorority house to my husband’s house and no stopping in between. TSM.

Dressing up as a GDI for Halloween. Complete with knock-off Coach purse, jeans with no back pockets and faux pearls. TSM.

Mom says all the Christmas gifts I want monogrammed need to be in by the week before Thanksgiving. TSM.

Sorry sweetie, but wearing faux pearls with your “honor fraternity” letters doesn’t make you Greek. It makes you a GDI who didn’t get a bid. TSM.