Driving back from Christmas break with my fratdaddy’s half-finished cooler riding shotgun. TSM.

Nothing says ‘GDI’ like store-bought cookies and being fat. TSM.

My fratdaddy’s favorite lingerie is me in an apron. TSM.

5 of my sorority sisters and I got engaged to our frat daddies over Christmas break. TSM.

Pre-gaming for a new episode of Cupcake Wars. TSM.

I have to take off all my jewelry in order to get an accurate weight. TSM.

Losing five pounds over break and moving up two cup sizes. TSM.

By cute I mean you look hideous. TSM.

I purposely ask girls I meet if they are freshmen, just to lower their self-esteem. TSM.