Noting your position in your sorority as a “most meaningful experience” for medical school applications. TSM.

I’m paying for my formal dress with my grocery money…not because I have to, but because I won’t need to eat now. TSM.

Refusing to acknowledge the G-word when your Big is a second semester senior. TSM.

Does it still count as drinking alone if you’re skyping with a sister? TSM.

Froyo does not have any calories. TSM.