Being lavaliered by your boyfriend of three years, and then being welcomed to the “family” by the alumni board president an hour later. TSM.

Lindsay deciding that if she wasn’t worth the ring, Sean wasn’t worth the heels. TSM.

The new Disney princess doll house being so fabulous that it has glitter in the toilet. TSM.

Dear Courtney, you may have a rose tonight, but you would never in a million years get a bid. TSM.

Spending more time getting ready for Big/ Little Reveal than I do for a date. There are more pictures at reveal. Duh. TSM.

Spending more money on 3 nights of Halloween than I will for a Semi-Formal dress. TSM.

Refusing to get online or answer the phone until after you’ve finished watching The Bachelorette on DVR so no one can ruin it for you. TSM.