The pink shirt emoji girl is my spirit animal. TSM.

The TSM weekend playlist coming out on Thursday. TSTC.

Auctioning off formal dates to sisters on your chapter’s Facebook page. TSM.

The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.

Having to begin every story about the night before with “So apparently…” TSM.

Sometimes, I just want to punch drunk me in the face. TSM.

Mentally calling your little your little before she’s your little. TSTC.

Get in, Little. We’re going crafting. TSM.

I’m a Hepburn, not a Hilton. TSM.

No. I am not concerned about my future. I am a 34D and bake cookies like you wouldn’t believe. TSM.