I don’t trust girls who wear bootcut jeans. TSM.

The eternal debate: was what I did crazy enough to merit apology cupcakes or just an “I’m sorry.” TSM.

Having a thing for alpha males. TSM.

Being marriage material. TSM.

Southern girls make better wives. TSM.

My mom on teen pregnancy: “That’s what happens when you send your daughters to public school.” TSM.

“Physics.” The folder on my computer where I store all of my wedding plans, including my half of the guest list and vendor options. TSM.

“Maybe Attending.” TSM.

I won’t hyphenate because it would only complicate my monogram. TSM.