“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

All I want is a casual hookup, but everyone keeps falling in love with me. TSM.

The likes-to-followers ratio being way more important than the follower-to-followed ratio. TSM.

He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.

Not being able to listen to the radio the same way after learning recruitment parodies. TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.

The passive aggressive Instagram like. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Insta after someone follows you just to see what they see. TSM.

Planning out a week’s worth of Instagram posts ahead of time. TSM.