I will marry you if you bless my family name with three handsome, athletic sons who one day will join top tier fraternities and slay massive amounts of poon before settling down and continuing the cycle I, their father, started. The first born shall be named Joseph and any other children, boy or otherwise, shall be named at your discretion.
If you can guarantee me this, all previous transgressions and future craziness will be respectively forgiven and ignored.
Also: preen-up. Better safe than sorry, my father always said after his third marriage.
I don’t think TSM is ready for the PA guy, not yet.
Well, since a light year is a measure of distance, her friend’s statement is still correct. You just interpreted it like a dumb ass.
You’re wrong.
I will marry you if you bless my family name with three handsome, athletic sons who one day will join top tier fraternities and slay massive amounts of poon before settling down and continuing the cycle I, their father, started. The first born shall be named Joseph and any other children, boy or otherwise, shall be named at your discretion.
If you can guarantee me this, all previous transgressions and future craziness will be respectively forgiven and ignored.
Also: preen-up. Better safe than sorry, my father always said after his third marriage.