The skinny arm being something you have, not something you do. TSM.

Drunk eating unhealthy amounts of healthy food. TSM.

All of you your account passwords having something to do with your sorority. TSM.

Tearing up watching your little become a big. TSM.

Struggling to hold in your laughter during a candle passing when your sister whispers into your ear “I have to fart.” TSTC.

Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.

All of your Facebook ads being sorority-related. TSM.

Being the wild child of your family and loving every minute of it. TSM.

Risking being late for chapter to get Starbucks. TSM.

Your ex’s roommate telling you he “misses seeing you around the apartment.” TSM.