TheFratTrap 10 years ago on These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 4 Look, I know you’re trying to steal DeVry Guy’s thunder (and you should! #feminism), but it’s like watching the Harlem Globetrotters shit on a team of midgets: it’s enjoyable, but not in the way you’re hoping it is. -32 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheFratTrap 10 years ago on These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever I got the strangest boner to the mental image of monkeys flying out of your butthole. And I’ve never seen a picture of you. -35 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheFratTrap 10 years ago on Being on all of your hookups' Snapchat best friends list. TSM. @snipecelly or it didn’t happen -19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Look, I know you’re trying to steal DeVry Guy’s thunder (and you should! #feminism), but it’s like watching the Harlem Globetrotters shit on a team of midgets: it’s enjoyable, but not in the way you’re hoping it is.
I got the strangest boner to the mental image of monkeys flying out of your butthole. And I’ve never seen a picture of you.
@snipecelly or it didn’t happen