If your Insta doesn’t make everyone jealous, what’s the point? TSM.

“Seriously, though.” TSM.

Your back-to-school list for your little being bigger than your own. TSM.

Knowing what day of the week it is, not because of your responsibilities, but because of your birth control pack. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

Learning someone’s name three nights in a row. TSM.

“I can live with that.” TSM.