The majority of your camera roll being screenshots of PNMs’ Instagram posts. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

“I have stories for you.” TSM.

Not worrying that you’ll freeze in your dress, because you’ll be drunk. TSM.

Big hair. Red lips. Can’t lose. TSM.