Person: I drank a whole bottle of wine last night.
Me: ….and? TSTC.

“I hooked up with their social chair. Don’t worry about getting in tonight.” TSM.

All university homecoming events being dominated by Greeks. TSM.

Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.

Crowning yourself “The Queen of Crafting.” TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with glitter. TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

“We should have pregamed.” TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.