Always be crafting. TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Having a list of future Insta captions in your notes. TSM.

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.

Stalking PNMs the second they graduate high school. TSM.