Fifty shades of blackout. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

I make shit show look good. TSM.

“But then I found out he was a democrat, so I ended it.” TSM.

Going to the gym just to see your weekend hookup in action. TSM.