All I need to get through today is a little tequila and a whole ‘lotta Jesus. TSM.
All I need to get through today is a little tequila and a whole ‘lotta Jesus. TSM.
Being the go-to matchmaker during formal season, because your boyfriend is in “the hot fraternity.” TSM.
Getting “yell at the bouncer for not accepting your Panera card as an acceptable form of photo ID” drunk. TSM.
Being a clue in a fraternity’s scavenger hunt. TSM.
The freshmen begging you to go out with them, because you’re an icon. TSM.
Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.
Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.