Controlling his zipper and his wallet. TSM.
Controlling his zipper and his wallet. TSM.
Looking up the projected income of your new boy’s major before taking it too far. TSM.
I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.
Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.
The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.
Making your roommates sit at the opposite end of the bar when you have a blind date. TSM.
I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.