Planning Instagram captions a week in advance. TSM.

Last night: 8,457. Me: -2. TSM.

People still telling stories about your great, great, grand big because she’s a legend. TSM.

Long story, long. TSM.

Having a signature drunk outfit. TSM.

Being the reason Michael’s employees have to stay late. TSM.

Having to go back to a fraternity the next morning to retrieve your wallet, keys, phone, and bag. TSM. Sending a new member to do it for you. TSTC.

I’ve been dancing on elevated surfaces since my first recital. 18 years later, I still love it. TSM.

Loving your big to pieces being obsessed with the little you don’t even have yet. TSM.