Your sorority being known for hair flipping. TSM.

Rewarding your perfect attendance in class all week by skipping class to get a mani-pedi. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.

Giving up unhealthy food for lent: bonafide, or evil genius? TSM.

Having full control over him with just one look. TSM.

Greek week isn’t a competition. Winning is a tradition. TSM.

“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.

Online homework ever so easily becoming online shopping. TSM.

Rule number one: never be number two. TSM.