It’s not a walk of shame when you’re leaving the president’s suite. TSM.

Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.

If you’re dropped off in a Lexus, it doesn’t count as a walk of shame. TSM.

Reserving a room in the library during cooler season so you’ll get study hours for coolering. TSM.

“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.

“Accidentally” spilling glitter on his cooler. TSM.

Knowing a fraternity house better than the pledges do. TSM.

Family carpools to standards meetings. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.

Wine Wednesday consisting of 20% wine and 80% vodka. TSM.