My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.
My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.
Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.
Listening to “Let it Go” for any mood from happy to sad to standards. TSM.
Paint pens that randomly explode are the reason I have trust issues. TSM.
Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.
Taking care of the seniors when they try to relive their freshman year one more time. TSM.
Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.
It’s not a shack shirt. It’s a souvenir t-shirt. TSM.
Telling risk management, “I can’t. I’m already drunk,” when they ask you to be a sober monitor. TSM.