“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.

Getting offended when someone says “you don’t seem like the sorority type.” TSM.

Planning friend requests in your agenda, because timing is everything. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.

Most likely to live in the Barbie mansion. TSM.