Having a costume drawer. TSM.

Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.

The only reason I’ll ever send someone to standards is if they wear pajama pants in public. TSM.