You say bitch like its a bad thing. TSM.

The only thing Ke$ha and I have in common is our love for glitter and alcohol. But I’m going to her concert anyway. TSM.

Jack Rogers tan. TSM.

iPhones suck for fake drunk texting. TSM.

Sharpay was always my favorite character in High School Musical. TSM.

Rarely hearing the word “no.” TSM.

Over thinking outfits and under thinking actions. TSM.

It’s only slutty when GDIs do it. TSM.

My mother doesn’t wear mom jeans. TSM.

Just because we’re Facebook friends doesn’t mean we’re friends. TSM.