Pretty good at bad decisions. TSM.

Literally taking the shirt off his back. TSTC.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

I feel kinda like I have my life together today because my bra and underwear match. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.