Remember that time when I opened a bottle of wine with a knife? That’s when I knew I could survive in the wild. TSM.
Remember that time when I opened a bottle of wine with a knife? That’s when I knew I could survive in the wild. TSM.
Forgetting you aren’t actually 21. TSM.
Knowing that if he was a perfect pledge, he’ll be a perfect boyfriend. TSM.
I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.
Matching on Tinder after you’ve already hooked up. TSTC.
Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.
Always being able to find a reason to celebrate. TSM.
You’re not living unless you’ve been on social probation at least once. TSM.