Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.

You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.

One minute I’m doing homework, then three hours go by and I’m on Pinterest looking up 25 ways to use a scarf. TSM.

Drinking enough to forget how painful your heels are. TSM.

Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.

“You’re the friend I sin with.” TSTC.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

The bartender looking at your ID, saying “fake as hell,” then pouring you a drink. TSM.