When I was on laughing gas at the dentist, the only thing I did was sorority chants. TSM.

Norts with pearls. TSM.

Creating a male Facebook to stalk PNMs since we can’t friend them due to sorority rules. Helps us figure out who the slutty ones are. TSM.

Quoting Mean Girls during my medical school interview. TSM.

You must be this tall to enter. TSM.

The only thing fake about me is my personality. TSM.