The cuteness of your room is directly proportional to the craftiness of your Big. TSM.

Trying to have a group study session at the library, but ending up only talking about Greek life and Disney movies. TSM.

Knowing that whenever you change your relationship status, your entire chapter will “like” it, no matter what. TSM.

I can talk about my sisters. You can’t. TSM.

The number of TSM posts being submitted is directly correlated to the lack of studying being done for finals. TSM.

Midwest charm, Southern class, West Coast tan, and East Coast sass. TSM.

Adding the Greek alphabet to your iPhone languages. TSM.

Finals week is almost as stressful as recruitment week. Almost. TSM.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, text it to your big. TSM.

The paper writing process: type a sentence, check Facebook, type a sentence, check TSM, type a sentence, check Pinterest. TSM.