Taking two pictures with your little so you can both have one of your good side. TSM.

Judging girls who buy pre-made Halloween costumes. TSM.

Ending up on Twitter, Facebook & TSM despite the never ending list of things you said you would accomplish before going out tonight. TSM

Hello Hobby Lobby, goodbye paycheck. TSM.

Being able to spot a Greek woman a mile away, even without her letters on. She has impeccable fashion sense, is in amazing shape, and walks with a confidence that comes with being an individual part of a collective, exclusive whole. TSM.

Break my little’s heart, and you’ll have a BIG problem. TSM.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son just like him. TSM.

I got a little. I got a little. I got a little. Hey, hey, hey, hey! TSM.

We can do anything you can do better, backwards and in heels. TSM.

Trying to explain Greek life to a GDI is like trying to explain quantum physics to a preschooler. TSM.