I had a dream last night that “Little” was added to Facebook relationships…then I woke up. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

The CEO of Target was in my Sorority. Everything in my life makes so much more sense now. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.

Recruitment and child birth are hard, but there are only two ways to get new babies. TSM.

He asked when I had class. I told him 24/7. TSM.

A big’s greatest treasure is her little. TSM.

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.

You and 56 other friends are now friends with (insert new baby name here). TSM.

Your looks get you to the bedroom, your personality gets you to dinner. TSM.