I will date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. TSM.

Formal recruitment is like child labor. It’s painful and boys don’t have to go through it to get their babies. TSM.

My clothing options are not limited to my own closet. TSM.

There are four seasons: winter, spring, summer, and football. TSM.

Saw frathubby cry for the 1st time today. I told him we’re officially having a little Sig Pi legacy. It’s a boy! TSM.

Singing your chapter name extra loud when it comes on during “Sorority Girl” by Luke Bryan. TSM.

I can shop, cook and clean like my momma, but I can also hunt, fish and drink like my daddy. TSM.

Can I have my little already? TSM.

The first things I wrote in my Lilly planner were the recruitment schedule and football schedule. TSM.

Carrie Underwood wearing her letters in the music video for All American Girl. TSM.