Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Born in the USA. TSM.

Feeling the same love for your future little that a mother feels for her unborn child. TSM.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s raise our glasses for the men and women who fight for me and you. TSM.

Let’s be honest, USA has the prettiest flag. TSM.

Southern girls do it best. And by “it,” I mean everything. TSM.

We’re friends because we like all the same people. We’re sisters because we hate all the same people. TSM.

Pop, lock, and frocket. TSM.

Big turning 21 makes me 21 by association. TSM.

Watching the College World Series, not because you’re a fan of either team, but because you’re a fan of cute boys in uniforms. TSM.