We do NOT haze and we do NOT joke about hazing. TSM.

Getting the new Lilly print is like recruitment. If your sorority didn’t make the first cut your basically a GDI. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

Excuse me, honey. I’m Southern, NOT Country. Thank you very much. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

Serious T-shirt storage problems. TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, put them in your sweet tea and thank God you’re a Southern belle. TSM.

So ready for our philanthropy event to be over so I can have a cute profile picture again. TSM.

Instead of guzzling wine when I cook and bake, I drink sweet tea like a classy southern belle. TSM.