Southern girls make better wives. TSM.

My fratdaddy traded his oxford and Cole Haans in for camo and combat boots. Oo-rah. TSM.

The cup behind the back pose. TSM.

Being southern automatically makes everything you do classier. TSM.

Buying things you don’t need just because they’re your sorority’s colors or symbol. TSM.

Barack and Michelle not being invited to Kate and Will’s wedding. TSM.

Professor tried to embarrass me by calling me Elle Woods in class. Too bad I couldn’t be more flattered. TSM.

The only secrets I keep are the initiation rituals. TSM.

Wearing work out clothes to class with absolutely no intentions of working out later. TSM.

“Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.” TSM.