The 5 necessary F’s in life: Faith, Family, Friends, Fraternities, & Football. TSM.

I get road rage every time I see an Obama ’08 bumper sticker. TSM.

Passing everyone on the road just so they can see the letters on the back of my car. TSM.

Catching the bouquet at your big’s wedding. TSM.

Leg pop, head tilt, skinny arm. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

Immediately turning around to check the back windshield for letters whenever a Frathoe or F150 drives by. TSM.

A prince got married, the bad guy is dead. This just proves all the geeds wrong who said Disney movies weren’t plausible. TSM.

Kate Middleton doing her own makeup for her wedding. TSM.

“If you had come to a rush party, I would have at least been nice to you.” – Elle Woods. TSM.