Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.
Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.
Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.
Turning your slampiece into a math tutor on weekdays. TSM.
I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.
Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.
She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. TSM.