Having blonde and brunette sides of the family. TSM.
Having blonde and brunette sides of the family. TSM.
A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.
Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.
Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.
I’m not like regular standards chairs. I’m a cool standards chair. TSM.
Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.
“If you wouldn’t say it to her big, you probably shouldn’t say it at all.” TSM.
I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.
Screaming “that’s my mom” as your big dances on the bar. TSM.
Using a cute phone case all week, but switching to LifeProof on the weekends. TSM.